I do not speak or write in the French language. These translations are pathetic, but that’s okay because the fauna of France do not speak French either. But they are inclined to chew off our arms for the audacious move by the bad (rotten) apples among us who are encroaching upon their property rights. So, to translate for the English reading public, the painting above reads:
The Boar Thinks Benzene Poisoning is Funny
The Worker Existential Hornet Thinks It Might Prefer Euthanasia By Methane Gas
The Trout Swims Joyfully in a River Pool of Toluene Paint Thinner
The Roe Deer Wants Cheese to Taste Like Vanadium Curd
The Stone Marten Waits At the Pipe Fitting For a Sip of Napththalene
The Slow Worm Hopes A Garden Soaked in Formaldehyde Will Bring Longevity
There you have it! Serious French protest. I would not walk upon their soil if I were you, Mr. Fracker Cheese.